From the Roger Ailes who walks in truth and light*, the greatest one-liner of the election so far:
The McCain campaign keeps emphasizing that McCain was a prisoner in Vietnam, as proof of his qualification for the Presidency.Well, so was Gary Glitter, and I’m not voting for him either.
*As opposed to this guy, who’s a complete douchebag.
McCain’s never had the best relationship with the religious right, and I don’t think this is going to help:
McCain accepts donation from gay sex site, Manhunt - and site owner is a Republican
Aside from the amusing hypocrisy, who knew the owner of ManHunt.net (ONFSFW - obviously not fucking safe for work) was a Republican? Learn something new every day, don’t you?
Welcome to the new Onymous Guy.
We have relocated in order to be more accessible from mainland China (and to have a cooler URL).
Enjoy.
The Carpetbagger Report says it all in this lede:
Maliki’s game-changer; GOP says, ‘We’re f**ked’
Posted July 20th, 2008 at 8:30 amBy any reasonable measure, the debate over U.S. policy towards Iraq changed in a fundamental way yesterday. Just as importantly, the presidential campaign has experienced a game-changing moment, from which John McCain may struggle to recover…
Josh Marshall explained, “Maliki has now handed Obama the trump card of all trump cards with which to parry all of McCain’s attacks.”
Or, as a prominent Republican strategist who occasionally provides advice to the McCain campaign told the Atlantic’s Marc Ambinder, “We’re fucked.”
Is there any VP candidate who will make Iraq go away? I don’t think so.
This story in the Times prompted these letters. The last caught my eye:
I love the author’s words: “No reputable college or university will teach the “strengths and weaknesses” of atomic theory or the theory of gravity.”
Again: “No reputable college or university will teach the “strengths and weaknesses” of atomic theory or the theory of gravity.”
Again: “No reputable college or university will teach the “strengths and weaknesses” of atomic theory or the theory of gravity.”
I am ashamed to say that I am affiliated with an institution at which “the “strengths and weaknesses of scientific theory” was part of the general education science requirement, until the most recent revision of the curriculum.
What made this situation even more unbearable is that the institution regarded itself as relatively enlightened.
Compared to what? The Inquisition?
I wish that there were members of the faculty outside of our science division who were as vocal as
Michael King at the Austin chronicle, who wrote this last December 14:
DECEMBER 14, 2007:Point Austin: God Knows
Mitt Romney, Christine Comer, and the political uses of religion
BY MICHAEL KING
Today’s homily might as well begin with a borrowing from the Rev. Mitt Romney, who recently visited Texas to explain to us the relationship between religious belief and political freedom. “Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom,” Romney pronounced. “Freedom opens the windows of the soul so that man can discover his most profound beliefs and commune with God. Freedom and religion endure together or perish alone.” …
Pray for Freedom
There is plenty of corollary foolishness. New SBOE Chair Don McLeroy, a Bryan dentist and an amiable boob in the pure-dee Texas tradition, is an avowed creationist who has adopted the new intelligent-design lingo and says all he wants for the schools is to teach the “strengths and weaknesses” of scientific theory – the latest cant, echoed by his creationist brethren on the board. He also insisted last week that TEA employees “can say what they want. They have freedom of speech.” McLeroy apparently hasn’t communicated that elementary constitutional principle to staffers at the agency, who explicitly cower in fear that anything they say that violates the science/anti-science “neutrality” doctrine will result in their sharing the fate of Christine Comer. They may be timorous, but they’re not stupid.
There you have it: the current state of intellectual and political freedom in Texas, where a small group of fundamentalist fanatics drives public education policy, and an utterly cynical governor – who this week endorsed the brazenly unfundamentalist Rudy Giuliani for president because he’s “electable” – panders to the worst sort of religious fanaticism (emphasis mine - OG) as a working principle of governance. Yet the Rev. Romney solemnly declares, “Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom.”
I’m perfectly aware that religious faith can form the ground of community engagement and social activism. But in this time and in this place, religious sentiment is most often used as an ideological bludgeon to enforce conformity and obedience to authority. So it is that Mitt the Mormon journeys to Texas and pleads, “I’m just like everybody else,” and Christine Comer and her colleagues receive a rather different sacred message: “Do as your told, if you know what’s good for you.”
If this is religion, I’ll choose freedom from it, every single time.
See the TEA’s justification for terminating Christine Comer, and Comer’s resignation letter .
Send your prayers, curses, and news tips to mking@austinchronicle.com.
I will drink a toast to you tonight, Michael King.
This old but fyne bit of Irish humor comes from a colleague.
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”.
She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”
Ah, you’re full of shyte!
Incroyable!
